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==因為我聰明。（Because I'm smart.）==

4. 一週有幾天？ __7__

5. 一年有幾個月？ __12__

6. 此數為偶數或奇數？ 68 __偶數__

7. 你如何得知的？ __因為我聰明。__

'''__因為該數的個位數為偶數。__ X''' （※感謝 gigauni 網友指正）

 4. How many days are in a week? __7__
 5. How many months are in a year? __12__
 6. Is this number even or odd? 68 __even__
 7. How do you know? __Because I'm smart.__
 '''__Because the number in the one's place is even.__ X'''


==寫出四邊形的名字。（Name the quadrilateral.）==

'''四邊形；'''

'''周長'''

姓名 __希望__

寫出四邊形的名字。

長方形 菱形 平行四邊形 正方形 梯形

1. __鮑伯__

2. __山姆__

3. __哈利__

4. __泰德森__

5. __凱特__

 '''Quadrilaterals;'''
 '''Perimeter'''
 Name __hope__
 
 Name the quadrilateral.
 rectangle rhombus parallelogram square trapezoid
 1. __BoB__
 2. __Sam__
 3. __hary__
 4. __Tedison__
 5. __Cate__


==填入<或>。（Write < or >.）==

1. 填入<或>。

a. 0.5 __或__ 1.0

b. 3.2 __或__ 3.02

c. 4.83 __或__ 4.8

d. 6.25 __或__ 6.4

e. 0.7 __或__ 0.07

 1. Write < or >.
 a. 0.5 __or__ 1.0
 b. 3.2 __or__ 3.02
 c. 4.83 __or__ 4.8
 d. 6.25 __or__ 6.4
 e. 0.7 __or__ 0.07


==哈庫吶 瑪塔塔（HCOONa Matata）==

HCOONa __Matata__

※譯註：「Hakuna Matata」：[http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%93%88%E5%BA%AB%E9%82%A3%E9%A6%AC%E4%BB%96%E4%BB%96 哈庫那馬他他 - 維基百科，自由的百科全書]


==你不該打狗狗（you should not hit dogs）==

'''填入正確的字。'''

（※譯註：以下以中文相似字形的字或採看圖說故事的方式代替原文中的答案）

這個人能__跑__。（刨、跑、披）

這個人__疼__這隻狗。（叮、打） ''你不該打狗狗''

這隻__狐狸__跑了。（小狗、狐狸、貓咪）

 '''Write the correct word.'''
 The man can __run__. (rub, run, rug)
 The man __pet__ the dog. (fit, hit) ''you should not hit dogs''
 The __fox__ ran. (fog, fox, for)


==我會叫他別去看戲。（I'd tell him not to go to a play ever.）==

他走了三哩路，到那位女士家，還了她錢。

'''想像一下，若你生在亞伯拉罕·林肯的時代。你會跟他說什麼，或問他什麼事？'''

__我會叫他別去看戲。__ （※感謝 gigauni 網友指正）

（※譯註：因為林肯死於劇院 → [http://zh.wikinews.org/zh-tw/%E7%A6%8F%E7%89%B9%E5%8A%87%E9%99%A2%E9%87%8D%E6%96%B0%E9%96%8B%E6%A5%AD%E7%B4%80%E5%BF%B5%E6%9E%97%E8%82%AF%E8%AA%95%E8%BE%B0200%E5%91%A8%E5%B9%B4 福特劇院重新開業紀念林肯誕辰200周年 - 維基新聞，自由的新聞源]）

 He walked three miles to the woman's house
 and returned the money.
 
 '''Imaging that you lived at the same time as'''
 '''Abraham Lincoln. What would you say to him or ask him?'''
 
 __I'd tell him not to go to a play ever.__


==因為你先擲了硬幣（because you flipped the coin first）==

5. 擲出一枚硬幣，再扔出一顆骰子，試求骰子扔出奇數時，硬幣擲出反面之機率。

__0% 因為你先擲了硬幣__

（※本項目感謝 gigauni 網友指正）

 5. A coin is flipped and then a die is rolled,
 what is the probability of rolling an odd and then flipping a tails.
 __0% because you flipped the coin first__


==就這樣。（This.）==

試舉出一個危險的例子。

__就這樣。__

 '''Write an example of a risk'''
 __This.__


==我是個伸手族（I am a freeloader）==

姓名：__法蘭奇__

我在家裡賺零花錢的方法是 __我沒做。我是個伸手族__。

 Name: __Frankie__
 I earn money at home by __I don't.__
 __I am a freeloader__.


==就簽在最底下。（At the bottom.）==

美國獨立宣言簽字於何處？

就簽在最底下。

 Where was the American Declaration
 of Independence signed?
 At the bottom.


==她瞎了（She is blind）==

b 米蘭達低頭看她的顯微鏡，卻看不見任何東西。試想出一個為何看不見的理由。

__她瞎了__ '''X 你很天才！'''

 b Mirands can't see anything when she
 looks down her microscope.
 Suggest one reason why not
 __She is blind__ '''X Nice try!'''


==當他想被幹他馬的屄時。（when he wants to be an asshole.）==

24. 汽車駕駛何時會打開他／她的遠光燈？

__當他想被幹他馬的屄時。__

 24. When should a motorist use
 his or her bright beams?
 __when he wants to be an asshole.__


==展開式子（Expand）==

彼得

1.21

展開式子

(a+b)n

= (a&nbsp;+&nbsp;b)n

= (a&nbsp;&nbsp;+&nbsp;&nbsp;b)n

= (a&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;b)n

'''X 很有意思，彼得。'''

 PETER
 1.21
 
 Expand
 (a+b)n
 = (a + b)n
 = (a  +  b)n
 = (a     +     b)n
 '''X Very funny, Peter.'''








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